Elan Vacations

“The Artist Formerly Known as Caballo”

Reporter 1: -“Mr. Caballo!!” “Mr. Caballo!! Over Here!!”
Reporter 2: - ”Caballo!!”
Agent: -“Please, everyone, relax and calm down! We will take your questions one at a time. First, you sir, in front.”
Reporter 2: - “Excuse me, Caballo, we heard you now are available to be rented out via the Elan Vacations website – can you confirm this?
Caballo: - “….”
Agent: - “Excuse me, from now on, you will address my client as Calypso, formerly Caballo. I am Calypso’s agent. All questions directed towards Calypso will be answered by me. Yes, it is true; you can now rent out Calypso, formerly Caballo, from the Elan Vacations website.”
Reporter 1: - “Caballo, where are you located this summer?”
Agent: - “It’s CALYPSO, people!! Ca-lyp-so!! Calypso will be located along the outer banks of North Carolina. Please check Calypso, formerly Caballo, by using this link:
http://elan.vrmreservations.com/vrmgr/rental/PropertyDisplay.aspx?PropertyId=82&WebCode=all&ReturnPath=/vrmgr/search/WebGroupList.aspx
Reporter 2: - “Caba….umm, I mean, Calypso. You say you are the best House on the East Coast. Any thoughts on that?
Agent: - “Well, take a look at this picture, and you decide:
http://elan.vrmreservations.com/vrmgr/common/DisplayPicture.aspx?PictureId=1115
Reporter 3: - “Calypso, is it true that you’re now dating Anna Kournikova?”
Agent: - “…Next Question…”
Reporter 1: - “Are there any other properties along the North Carolina Outer Banks that we can look at as well?”
Agent: - “Yes, of course there are! What kind of question is that? Here’s the link:
http://elan.vrmreservations.com/vrmgr/search/WebGroupListFeatured.aspx?WebCode=feature
Reporter 2: - “Calypso, how do we search for an oceanfront property, and reserve one online?”
Agent: - “Go here: http://elan.vrmreservations.com/vrmgr/search/DateSearch.aspx
Reporter 3: - “What about…”
Agent: - “NO! That’s it, no more questions; Calypso has a very busy schedule up ahead. Go to http://www.elanvacations.com/ for more information. Now EXCUSE US!!”

posted by Blog Administrator @ 11:16 AM